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last night/this morning

i attended this party last night.

at first it was super shitty,

but as the night progressed,

it upgraded to half-shitty.

i danced,

got some giggs in with some cute niggas,

got groped by a couple africans,

(ugggghhhhh...)

and skinned my knee.

:(

the boy i was dancing with sat on the floor,

so i had to ride him

('cause i'm naughty),

and when i did,

i scratched my knee against something and

 skinned the fuck out of my knee!

>.<

but it's nothing a little neosporin and a band-aid can't help.

:)

after the party ended,

my friends and i got together,

trying to find the after party.

it's 12:something AM,

we're in the parking lot,

and niggas are beefin' because we really can't end a night without at least ONE fucking fight.

i mean, seriously...

the atmosphere, i thought, appeared to be so heavenly and peaceful,

then all of sudden, niggas are shouting, 

kicking over traffic cones and shit...

wtf?

5-0 came,

we dipped,

hit up the after parties.

the first place we went was this super sketchy ass apartment building

with this dude standing out,

smoking a cig.

he was like, "yea...this is the after party."

and my homegirl was like, "the after party for which party, though?"

he never answered,

but tell me why these fools still walked up in?

i was scared as hell,

because i was really not trying to get cut up.

we stayed there for really,

like only five minutes,

then dipped.

hit up the next spot,

which was the ACTUAL after party,

hella niggas came through.

the music system sucked because it was NOWHERE near loud enough,

and i couldn't get my giggs in.

:(

then ol' girl's (the host) mom started beefin,

so we had to get up out.

stop number THREE:

we ended up at a high school parking lot with a car full of niggas hotboxing.

:/

they were sooooo high...

couldn't see...

couldn't think...

i don't even think they realized we were there.

and tell me why the hell we got into a big ass circle and PRAYED?

double wtf?

lmao.

but it was a cool night.

ended kinda weird,

but cool nonetheless.

:)

i had fun and got to see the boo-skee,

but he was so high he probably didn't know it was me...

:(

*sigh*

well, ain't this some shit

kim kardashian was recently on vacation in mexico.

i heard she had a really good time.

here's a picture i found.

HA!

hasn't this female heard of SUN BLOCK? spf 40, perhaps?

dayummmm...

and smh at her trying to make that shit look sexy.

"photo op!"

lol.

and she must've worn pancakes for shades.

look at those circles!

my 18th birthday

as i've already mentioned before,

i'm seventeen years old and will be turning eighteen in september.

and as a little present for myself,

i've decided to get a new piercing.

but WHERE...?

i'm getting pierced in the "nether" region.

that's right, people...the cooter.

*giggle*

gosh...i feel so naughty.

but it's gonna be awesome.

i've read a lot of stories and done a lot of research,

and apparently,

FEMALE genital piercings don't hurt all that bad.

(the boys are a different story...sticking a needle through your dick really hurts...)

i want the VCH and hopefully i'm anatomically suited for the triangle (the more painful of the two).

that shit will be sooooo awesome.

it's going to not only increase pleasure during sex,

but it was also make it more exciting.

just think...

me and a dude are getting the mood,

everything is hot and heavy,

and he goes down to eat it,

(because he WILL eat it)

and see the stainless steel glistening.

it's like, "WHA-BOW!!! LOOK AT MY PUSSY!!!"

:D

he wouldn't see that coming!

it's sooooo awesome!

and the best part is,

my parents will never know...

THROWBACK!!!

you know you remember this shit.

every true '90s baby baby does...

allegra's window is my shit,

but it was so fucking creepy...

[shivers]

ENJOY!

oh and another thing!

i'm not that filthy at bubbleshooter.

:(

i lost after 5 minutes of gameplay.

but i don't care.

it's a stupid game anyway.

:(

no school for me today...

so...for some odd reason unbeknownst to me,

my power went out yesterday and,

with me being the lazy fuck that i am,

i didn't fix my alarm until, like,

two seconds before i went to bed,

when my eyes were hardly open and i couldn't even see straight.

i set my alarm for 6 o'clock PM instead of AM.

(hahahaha...)

so yea...i didn't wake up...until, like, 7:50,

which is when my first class starts.

(hahahaha again...)

BEEN missed my bus.

mom couldn't get me.

no car available to me.

so i stayed home.

and now i'm laying on the couch,

bored as FUCK,

super full from eating a bowl of cold, nutty oatmeal,

(oatmeal shouldn't taste nutty)

and a plate of eggs.

why did i eat so much?

i have no fucking idea.

but now i'm about to either throw up or pass out.

:x

and i feel gassy.

:(

damn eggs...